Dear Blurt-it-out Groom:
What on
earth possessed you to think, for a second, noticing and saying "you're
not wearing a ring, what's up with that?" coupled with "hahaha, always a
bridesmaid, never a bride, huh?" was even remotely close to a nice
thing to say? Especially moments before I perform your wedding? If
only I were responsible for counseling too, your bride may have seen the
warning signs and reconsidered. Clearly, that and "guess I have to
turn in my player's card now" and "now on to the bachelor party" after I
pronounced you husband and wife was not enough of a sign for her.
Sincerely,
Your Wedding Celebrant, who fortunately is not easily offended by asshats.
