So, I got a call this week about a secret wedding and it reminded me about the first secret wedding I did.
I used to have an office in a larger office building with a very long entrance way. You would come in the front doors, pass the elevators on your right, and keep going straight to get to the professional office suite where I had space. Hardly anyone worked on the weekends in my suite or on any of the other floors as best I could tell. If they did, I never saw them.
One day I got a call from a bride and groom with panic in their voices - they NEEDED to come get married that weekend or the wedding was never going to happen. You see they had this big wedding planned a few months later but the fighting between the families over who was sitting where, who was invited, who wasn't, and any other detail you could think of was really heating up. The bride and groom themselves were not fighting but the stress on them was becoming unbearable. They just wanted a small private ceremony - just the three of us so the pressure would be off. No one would be the wiser. We scheduled the secret ceremony for late Saturday afternoon.
Saturday arrived. I was in my office working when they called to say they were at the front door of the building. I went out to greet them and we walked toward the doors of our office suite. As we passed the elevators ... we heard the "ding!" and the doors opened. It was a guy who did not work in the building ... but just happened to be in the area when his friend, who never worked weekends ... just happened to call him ... because he just happened to be working on this particular Saturday ... and he just happened to be having a computer issue ... that this guy just happened to be able to fix ....
Him: Oh, hey! What are you guys doing here?
Bride-to-be: We're getting married!
Husband-to-be: Well, now, that was a secret for very long ...
Him: Oh, you're kidding me ... my wife is going to kill me if I don't tell her. My wife is going to kill you for not telling her. My wife is going to be so mad that I knew first.
Turns out this guy ... just happened to be the bride-to-be's best friend's husband.
*all I could do was laugh because ... really ... you just can't make this stuff up ... it just happens. ;)
I perform civil marriage ceremonies & get to witness some very beautiful moments. Occasionally, entwined in these beautiful moments are the darnedest things: something said, something not said, something that happens. This collection of stories is in no way associated with one couple, one person, or one moment. These are my interpretations, my recollections, my musings. Nothing here is meant to embarrass, humiliate, or judge anyone or any one situation. I hope you enjoy.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Secret weddings ... Just Happened ...
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